Apr
7
Dirty South
Category: Bangkok life |
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It has been a while since I have done anything for the site. Curse my lethargic sole. It is 11pm and I’m on a holiday trip around the south of Thai and I’m a little bored, so I thought it would be a good idea to unzip, unroll, and rub it around the table a [...]
Sep
15
Ass for Sale
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Like most jobs in Asia, I get me a yearly bonus of one months pay.
There is a catch. First, I have to bend over and write about three pages of wankology before they give up the beans.
So, I have just finished moaning out three pages of lies. three pages of how I have developed as a professional, [...]
Sep
14
Guage - not the pornstar
Category: Modification |
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It is time for me to weigh into the most ridiculous argument ever to bless this collective cesspool of stupidity we call earth.
lets go:
Aug
28
Kong Was Right
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First off, I would like to congratulate myself…
A little while ago wrote an article about how stupid the piercing scene is getting. It was inspired by microdermals and how the recent burst in popularity is symptomatic of some downward trends in the scene. Nobody cares much what I have to say, I’m not a piercer [...]
Jul
31
RTCW and the art of FPS
Category: Reviews - Games |
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Read all about how Kong and his outdated laptop spend their 5 days vacation together…
I recently had a week off work, which was marvelous. I thought I would download a game to keep me occupied, so I got me Return to Castle Wolfenstein. But that’s soooo old, I hear you cry. It is old. The [...]
Jul
26
Microdermals and 42
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I feel the urge to get it out for air and share an opinion or two, so I am going to let y’all know what I think of microdermals. I have no microdermals, nor will I. I’m not 100% anti-microdermals. I would never be down on someone for getting some (providing they educated themselves first), [...]
Jul
10
I’m Rich, Bitch.
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So rich I don’t know what on earth I can do with all these dollar bills…
When I lived in Australia I was a poor motherfucker. I took the bus the work. Most of you probably still take the bus or train, but unlike your poor ass, I moved up in the world. I have never caught [...]
Jul
3
Real Men Have 3 Pee Pee Holes
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Ok, I am cheating, one of them was given to me by God so I could blurt out his name whenever putting it to good use. The other two were done later in life, as an unintentional affront to God, for which certain more fundamentalist folk would most certainly chop off a hand or nail [...]
Jul
3
Real Men Have Big Septums
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I have a big septum. Big septums are not for everyone. Even as I write this mine is hurting like a bitch. It’s hurting like a bitch and you can’t even see it. It kind of begs the why question, but this a question I will never attempt to answer.
But before I start the bitching [...]
Jul
3
Modifications!
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Virul3nt let me have this section because I have little else to write about it. I will be honest and tell you I don’t give a much heed to music news or gear. I could write about Bangkok, but the reality is I work, program and occasionally sleep - I could be any place (though [...]




